The bestiary · The Data Swamp Thing
Specimen · catalogued monster
The Data Swamp Thing
The data lake nobody dares wade into
Grown from years of tables tipped in and never fished out, it lurks beneath a thick green film of forgotten copies. Now and then it surfaces with something useful in its jaws, though nobody can say where it came from.
Symptoms
- No catalogue or metadata
- Duplicate, stale and cryptically named tables
- Unknown quality and ownership
- Analysts bypass the lake and go to source
- Data lands; nothing useful leaves
Weakness
Drain and map: a catalogue with named owners, quality checks where data lands, and a curated layer people can actually find and trust.
Overheard in the corridor
- “Is there a table for that somewhere?”
- “Nobody knows what's in that bucket.”
- “I'd rather pull a fresh extract than trust the lake.”
- “We've got three copies and none of them match the source.”
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